Mr. Friday, I'm sure, will really appreciate, the nice cold sore I have on my lower lip just in time for tomorrow's date.
I mean, I'm just sayin'.
I know! Wiked hot.
This is what dreams (and first kisses) are made of.
Mr. Friday will not be able to keep his hands off of this shiznit.
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I one time got a cold sore just in time for a blind date..if only she were really blind!
"off this shiznit" or "off his shiznit"?
There's a fine line there. Cold sores can turn an average looking hottie into a total skank. So yes, Mr. Friday is in for a real treat. The best part though fo reals, most people have really short term memory.
chris- it is quite timely, indeed. im happy to know im not alone. thank you for sharing your story. did you kiss?
egan- this/or his. both i guess. because it's all kind of related, i think. maybe. mr. friday will love the skanky look i got going. and the sad part of it all is, you know this is something i'd make fun of him for (behind his back of course). and now it's happened to me. i'm so friendly.
You're very friendly yo!
That really sucks! But I'm sure that your beauty will out shine the cold sore ;)
The only tip I can offer...quickly beg steal or borrow a sequin from somewhere, get some non permanent adhesive and JEWEL THAT SUCKER UP.
Make it a feature!
(seriously, I sympathise, with me it's always a spot right between the eyes before a date so I end up looking like frickin' VISHNU!)
Peej
x
ahh some people quite like cold sores. I know I do but then I'm a bit odd haha.
Gretta xx
Ha!
Sorry I'm not laughing at YOU per se but just the irony of it all! Well Mr. Friday will just have to wait a bit longer to get some brookem loving.
don't worry about it too much and just enjoy your date with mr friday. :)
Ugh that's the worst! Hopefully he'll be distracted by your wonderfulness and not notice!
You had me at Miss Lippy.
Sorry about the cold sore, chica!! That sucks!
egan- i dont know, do "friendly" people make fun of how people do on the phone? do "reasonable" people do that?
appletini- it does suck, but thank you for your sweet comment. and your name (appletini) made me think- maybe i can just consume a few of these puppies tomorrow night and the thing wont phase me.
peej- good idea! i can make it another piece of flare.
gretta james- hi, and thanks for stopping by! so you like them. on others, or on yourself?
airam- see, our mornings both had a rough start! it's okay to laugh at me. i did too.
trixie- it's actually getting better as im treating the sucker to death today.
bre- that's very nice of you to say that. i will report in on how that goes.
arm- i KNEW you would get the miss lippy thing. thank you.
how's your day off going, sleeping beauty?
Yes, "reasonable people" make fun of others. It's all part of the process.
good good, that's what i thought.
I'm fairly certain there was no kissin that date...As I recall it we drank heavily and laughed alot, no kissing though.
I love that you called it a "piece of flare" in your comment above!Awesome.
I ALWAYS get cold sores at the worst times! Probably every job interview I've ever been on. And that Abreva crap doesn't really work as great as they say it does. Oh well you can prolong the mystery of the first kiss. If you do go bowling, I hope you beat him again just like on Wii! :) I'm really impressed you beat him at Wii bowling...I haven't tried bowling but so far, I suck at Wii tennis and Wii boxing!
...and this is an eternal comment, but yes I did live in Boston about three years ago and I miss it a lot. Great city!
I can't wait to hear about you and Mr. Friday sucking face.
You will suck face with him right there at the bowling alley after he picks up a 7-10 spare.
chris- drinking, laughing... um, why no kissing? what am i missing here?
kimberly- i highly suggest the wii bowling. okay, so it just so happens to be the only one i've played. no wait, i did do a spec of golfing which was tough. you let me know if you are ever back around these parts and we will meet for a sam summer.
egan- you know what, you are probably right. that's how i tend to roll. and in the wii, when you get a spare, a big crowd yells, "SPARE!!!" and it's so exciting. if that happens tomorrow, i will suck face.
things are looking better with the cold sore situation so you never know.
Poor you! Try Windex ... didn't it work in "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?
hells yeah I got the miss lippy!!! tonight was fun, yo1!!!
That sucks. I'm so sorry. But I'm sure that he will be so enthralled with your beauty that he will not even notice. You are fabulous and don't you forget it!
Could be worse? It could be a big, pulsing zit, the kind that just begs to be popped. I actually know someone that met a guy from the internet and he offered to pop hers. Needless to say, they never went out again after that. Gross, huh?
Amanda, that was a different kind of "miss lippy".
I can't say I get them but the odd pimple here and there when there is a special occasion. Yikes!
teena- that just made me laugh! i forget whether they were windexing a zit or a cold sore. hmm.
arm- i knew you would. i can always count on you for the billy madison/adam sandler references. do you like him as much as i do? did you know he's in a new movie coming out?
aww beth- you're too sweet. how's kitty and how are YOU and are you both ... better?
lala- uh, yeah, wicked wicked gross!
egan- i didn't catch on to the kinx-i-ness of this comment until you said something. leave it up to you, my friend. and you know im pretty on top of the kinx.
chickybabe- i dont get them often either... but how, timely?, right? oh well! nothing i can really do about it NOW.
Oh Egan...Can I say that I am sitting here shaking my head and smiling at the same time at your comment?
Brookem, I do love the Sandler - the old school stuff like Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore (I want that orange shirt that his boss has that says "guns don't kill people, I kill people"...my friend and I died when we saw that in the movie theatre!). But some of his newer stuff is a tad disappointing. Did you watch Click? It was missing something that I always look forward to in a Sandler movie. I did see that he has a new movie - something with that guy from the King of Queens, right?
arm- i was shaking my head too. and laughing.
i know what you mean... his older stuff is definitely more humorous. even his stuff on snl with chris farley, that's some of my favorite too. yeah, the new movie is with that kevin james?, from king of queens. they play a gay couple! i didn't see click, but heard it wasn't that great...
hey brookem! hope the lip is treating you better today. i feel for ya. my sister got them terrible several times a year. she swears by Domboro...i think that's what it's called. Good luck on the date :)
Spanglish was good yo! Stop shaking the head. It's not worth it.
Zits, pimples, cold sores, I think our bodies are timed to have them come out for dates, pictures, reunions and such.
Kitty and I are doing well, thanks for asking! She plays in everything. Last night, I could hear her making noise, but I couldn't find her. I ended up finding her in my kitchen cabinet playing inside a lasagna pan! How is Cosmo doing? Have a great date and a great weekend!
GFM!- hi:) hmm, i should check that out. thanks for the tip! thanks for your well wishes on the date!
egan- you love spanglish. i think it was a good movie too.
angel jr- unfortunately that is sometimes the case. holy hell.
beth- she sounds like she's doing great! :) both of you feeling better?
Okay I'm about to go email you back... cannot wait to hear how it went!!! :)
May the cold sore heal quickly! Have a great time
Are you home yet? It's almost midnight! What's your curfew?
Did Mr. Friday love Miss Lippy?
Hey hope the coldsore disappeared and you had a "good time" with Mr Friday :).
desiree- looking forward to catching up with you:)
the egg- thank you; it's on the mend!
arm- no more curfew! woot!
egan- i don't think he ever noticed the miss lippy. which i guess is a good thing.
clare- it's pretty much gone, thanks!
it always seems to happen that way, huh? giant zit, cold sore, most horrible hair day of your life, when you're about to go out on a date. it sucks, but if he's cool, he won't give a shit.
Oh no! I get those ALL.THE.TIME. It's serious hotness.
Valtrex!
It's for the other kind but it works magic on cold sores.
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